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My name is Matt Bentley, my favourite colour is blue and I live in New Zealand.
I do not own a cat but soon I will.
Sometimes I remember what annoying things they are. Always underfoot, always whining for food/attention, always leaving hairs where you least want or expect it. Sometimes I think they do it on purpose.

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